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Patryk Kornatowski

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(also known as [[User:TardChick|TardChick]] on [[ED]]) is a fat autistic retard whose foolish behavior has made him an infamous lolcow on sites like the 3DMM forums, [[Soyjak.party]], [[Kiwi Farms]], and even [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]! He's known to have been on the Internet for years since he was a young lad. This is due to his incompetent parents who can give less of a shit about him, which is why you can find him always active on the Internet. His posts range from shitty 3D animations he's made in an animation software from the [[1990s]], or jacking off to [[inflation art]].

His love for inflation is quite different from others, as instead of inflated humans, he prefers to fuck inflatable pool toys. This includes an inflatable [[Bestiality|orca]] he had, which he would stick his dick inside of and slow dance with.

Other then his online antics, his personal life is not as well documented. It's known that as a kid he attended a special needs class, [[lol|that he would get bullied in by the other retards]]. It is also known that he barely sees his father because of his work as a honey sales man, with his company Goldendrops. Which means his dad cares more about bees then his own son. Who could blame him.

3DMM

His first traces of online presence was his time on the 3DMM forums, where he would do things like pretend to be [[Chris Chan]] and [[Jesus Christ]] himself for whatever reason.

He first joined under the name, [[Unwarranted Self-Importance|PatryktheCoolKid]] and engaged in things like arguing with other fat autistic retards in the 3DMM discord server, or posting his love for Miku and his extensive body pillow collection. He was so infamous on the site at the time they created Patrykstan, a fictional country where Patryk was the supreme ruler or something. This era is also when a lot of classic Patryk related media was being made.

But after doxing another user he was finally banned, leading him to make [[over 9000]] alt accounts to spam post edgy slurs to own the admins. This would be a one sided battle of Patryk making numerous accounts just for the mods to ban each one. Eventually leading to the owner of the site to step in and IP ban him.

Discord

Patryk is very trollable, which is why there's many different sagas of humiliating stuff he's done to appease trolls on various [[Discord]] servers. His use of Discord would especially ramp up after his ban from 3DMM

Shit, Piss, and Cum


After being banned from a discord server, a mod told him if he smeared shit on himself and did a chereoke yell he would be unbanned. Instead of going outside for once, Patryk chose to do the act, which has been immortalized in video form for years to come. This would also happen again, this time with him drinking his own piss and cum, the former not being archived, but self admitted on his [[Kiwi Farms]] thread.

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After once again being banned from a server, he was told to do a [[Muslim]] prayer and repent to the mods on video to be let back in. Unsurprisingly, he did it.

Once again, instead of getting off the computer and finding a job that accepts fat retards, he would try to own the trolls by posting his underaged penis in these discord servers to try to get it banned. Something he also did on 3DMM. Not realizing they can just delete the message and take his perms away. Another time he tried to get perms back in a server by trying to hang himself with a towel, but due to his neck's huge size wasn't able to.

One of these servers is Gondal, an autist legion of retards who are Pat-storians. The users of the server will always find a way to follow Pat to whatever website he goes to. If you see Patryk, expect Gondal users to follow suit.

Encyclopedia Dramatica

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After being laughed out of other communities he came to [[ED]] for refuge. What did he get out of it? [[Graykat|Nigger admin abuse]] of course! After being banned from the Encyclopedia Dramatica forums for a bit, Patryk got on EDD and began posting videos of him breaking a Looney Tunes toy, yelling at his mom to shut the fuck up after she told him to keep it down, and threatening to slash his wrist with scissors if he wasn't unbanned. This was a lot of people on ED's first reaction to him.

He would be [[Hugbox]]ed for a while when he initially joined, which is why you hear him sometimes say he used to be respected on Encyclopedia Dramatica. Truth is no one wanted to be the guy bullying a literal downsyndrome child. But after he turned 18 his presence became more sad and annoying then anything. Growing fed up with him, he was continously mod abused to get epic reactions out of him. This would be at the hands of several different mods and jannies, but his least favorites were [[Likeicare]], [[User:Maysam|Maysam]], and the bane of his existence [[User:Chuj|Chuj]]. He would have his avatar customized with [[Boku No Pico]] flare, renamed from TardChick to the more fitting LardChick, and given numerous fatass badges. The greatest achievement made by admins was making his face into the "fat" reaction. Which you can now react to under all of Quence's posts. After a lot Nigger Admin Abuse, he made a thread saying if he didn't get left alone he would commit a mass shooting. Once again, this only made him get fucked with more.

Because of this, and the growing hatred of him from other [[Ediots]], https://forums.edramatica.com/threads/goodbye-ed.5451/" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">he posted a final thread (

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Soyjak.party


Like [[User:Retarded FAG|other]] shunned https://forums.edramatica.com/members/steve.749/" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">retarded https://forums.edramatica.com/members/sneed.502/" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">faggots of [[ED]] past, Patryk would briefly post on [[Soyjak.party]] after his departure. Not before his past actions and autism got the best of him and also lost this as a safe space. During his stay he would unintentionally leak his email address [[Newfaggotry|after putting it in the subject box instead of the email field]].

At some point soyteens found an old post of his where he posted [[Rugrats]] [[loli]] porn. This would lead to another shunning.

But you can still find him today using soyspeak, because in his mind he's still a soyteen.

Kiwi Farms

Patryk would find out about his [[Kiwifarms|KF]] thread and would come onto the site to attention whore. He mainly stuck to his, and the [[Soyjak.party]] threads. But was banned from the site after they found out that he had previously posted [[Rugrats]] porn. This stint on KF would get him a connection with [[Vinluv Anton Handesbukia]]. After both bonding on [[twitter]] about being fat autistic lolcows, they became buttbuddies.

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After Christmas, Patryk would receive the gift of an anime girl mask. He would film a video where in he dances with the mask on and gets winded by just setting the phone up. This video would go viral on TikTok and Instagram, exposing him to people who were unaware of his lore. Most if not everyone began to troll him realizing he was a massive tard and they could make him the next character for a shitty lolcow YouTube video essay. Gondalians tried to prevent this by telling him the popularity he was getting was at his expense, but after a random [[ween]] was able to get in contact with him and convince they totally were laughing with him, he kept the videos up and you can still find him today bragging about this. Not realizing half the comments call him a fat pig and that someone should check his harddrive.

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He gave this out willingly:

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See Also

*[[ED20]] - He pasted his own shitty animation here.
*[[Chris Chan]] - Circling the drain to become.
*[[Boku No Pico]] - A personal favorite of his.
*[[QueenAurora]] - The female counterpart of him.
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*[[Donald Buffkin]] - He alogs him even tho Donald mogs
*[[Asa Coon]] - Patryk if he ever went through with it
*[[Crippled|Ricky Burwick]] - Trollgaurded Pat in his Discord server

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